Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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