i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Watching her eat just hurts me
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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