Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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