The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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