my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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