So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I think people are normalizing furries
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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