No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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