White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
