Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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