Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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