Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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