Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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