This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I just gift wrapped bread.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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