if i can run in heels then i can drive
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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