Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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