Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
In America we eat man semen.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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