Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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