I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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