I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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