what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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