what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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