You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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