Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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