I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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