Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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