I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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