He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
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