One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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