Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
