the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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