so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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