so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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