I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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