I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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