lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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