jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i dont even know how to be here
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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