WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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