yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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