Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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