Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
