For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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