Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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