I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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