are you still at the devil's house?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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