When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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