God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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