Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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