My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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