Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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