you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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