In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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