It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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