Cold hands, warm shart.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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