: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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